I don’t know why it bothers me. Or if anyone will even agree. But have you noticed anything strange about Dodge Calibers? Not just the car, which got BEAT with the ugly stick. But the drivers as well? They seem to be some of the worst on the road. Is it the car? Or the type of person that is attracted to, and buys, that car? I can’t explain it.
And why are the Calibers always the strangest colors? The colors in a crayon box that you would never use as a kid. The crayons that still have an unused, sharp tip while the rest are stumpy nubs. Like Burnt Sienna. And Apricot. And Maize.
It’s like how the warehouse stores always throw a reject flavor in with a good flavor of something. Like the strawberry pop tarts in with the brown sugar cinnamon. Or the lemonade crystal light in with the ice tea. Or the Italian Wedding soup with the Chicken Noodle.
And if anyone like the Caliber (or any of the food I listed as “reject”) you can feel free to retaliate by making fun of my car. I drive a VW Golf TDI.